Monster Stink

Dear nose-pickers. Gooliemaloolie! There's SO much in this book, I don't know where to start. There's a sixty-foot monster on the rampage, the world's most prestigious entertainment competition, a troop of terrifying criminals, an evil science experiment, SNOT (yeah, WAVES of that), and - I can hardly bring myself to say it - the STINKUS-DINKUS-INUS-NOZZLEUS-HORRIBLIS! What's that? Only a stink so terrible it'll give you the whiffy-whiffy-woo-woos. Will it all end well? No - yes - oh, I don't know! You'd better ask the smelly field mouse Fergus . . .